Bernie Madoff with My Job!

by Bernie Madoff
(NY State Correctional)

Q: Why did Bernie choose the name, “Madoff?”
A: Because “Ripoff” had already been taken.

I'm eating Alpo and loving it. Thangsh Bernie. I hope your accomodations are comfy. Lookin forward to your new tell-all book titled: "Bernie Madoff...American I-Con."

Meanwhile I am awaiting my funemployment compensation.